to the official website of the United States CRYPTID Department.

The U.S. CRYPTID Department is responsible for the conservation and maintenance of both water-based and land-based cryptid wildlife within the United States, including supernatural flora and fauna. The CRYPTID Department restores, protects, and manages land for otherwise undocumented wildlife to thrive, and for greater humanity to know nothing about.

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